Perhaps this is an artist representation of what Santa Claus looks like under his red outfit? A creature with so much mythology and fantasy, reduced to a simple, fat man.
I suppose it is the opposite of the other; someone who is more corpulent might wear this as a joke or an illusion. Alternately they may simply want to amuse their guests...
...Although I suppose in THIS world it is rather surprising, is it not? Maybe that in itself is why it is art.
[ He's a little too eager, showing up at Akechi's door within the minute with his shirt off (for convenience, obviously), and loose black pajama pants that won't stain. ]
[He barely had time to return home with his purchases when he heard Yusuke knocking at his door. Stuffing the present underneath one of his pillows for now, it takes a short bit to properly cover it before opening the door.]
[ His last bite from Diva has completely healed over already. It's been too long for a certain deviant on the downlow. He eyes Akechi up and down, worrying at his bottom lip...he looks good today, after admitting to doing something nice for him just for the sake of it. Again. Almost like it's becoming a habit. ]
[This whole exchange is leaving him a little confused. It's not that Akechi would refuse such an offer, his mind is just trying to figure out the whole reason why. Well regardless, after being so careful to hide it, he lifts up the pillow to reveal a long, rainbow-colored scarf that could reach even Yusuke's knees with how long it is.]
There.
[Happy early birthday? He gives it to him, nearly tossing it into his arms. Giving presents is not something he does normally, and it shows.]
[ It's the gesture, more than the presentation, that matters to him. And the scarf, of course, is marvelous, Yusuke's eyes go wide as saucers as the soft, colorful fabric is thrown into his hands. The perfect, cozy compliment to his usually neutral attire. ]
I adore it. The colors are dazzling!
[ Excitedly, he throws it around his neck, even knowing he'll take it right off soon, enjoying the way it dangles against his chest. Caught up in the delight of it all, he leans towards Akechi and kisses him on the cheek. ]
[Adoring is a very big word, to someone who bought the scarf partly because it was on sale next to weird Santa shirts. He looks a bit proud of himself until he gets kissed on the cheek and then Akechi.exe completely freezes up and he stands there for way too stupidly long before he finally manages to close his mouth again.]
What was that for?
[He knows damn well. It's just hard to process for his little feral brain.]
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Sorry thought I had tagged this
Perhaps the insightfulness is the man who brings so much 'joy' to others is but normal, perhaps brazenly so, himself.
[Okay, that's enough about that, even he can get tired about it. He'll send another image instead.]
What about this one?
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...Although I suppose in THIS world it is rather surprising, is it not? Maybe that in itself is why it is art.
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I suspect that you are being annoying on purpose.
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Guilty as charged.
[:)]
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Your villainy truly knows no end.
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[Spoiler: It's an actual nice scarf, but he's being a shitlord, as usual.]
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[Not that he cares.]
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[Trying to casually pretend he's just doing it because it was cheap.]
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Are you thirsty, Goro?
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That's rather sudden...you want me to suck your blood and give you a present?
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[ He can't just tell him he gets off on it...he'd be too powerful if he knew. ]
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It's not my birthday?
[Oh whatever. He's not going to refuse a gift straight from the horse's mouth.]
Fine, if you insist.
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Let me in.
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Already?
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[ His last bite from Diva has completely healed over already. It's been too long for a certain deviant on the downlow. He eyes Akechi up and down, worrying at his bottom lip...he looks good today, after admitting to doing something nice for him just for the sake of it. Again. Almost like it's becoming a habit. ]
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[This whole exchange is leaving him a little confused. It's not that Akechi would refuse such an offer, his mind is just trying to figure out the whole reason why. Well regardless, after being so careful to hide it, he lifts up the pillow to reveal a long, rainbow-colored scarf that could reach even Yusuke's knees with how long it is.]
There.
[Happy early birthday? He gives it to him, nearly tossing it into his arms. Giving presents is not something he does normally, and it shows.]
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I adore it. The colors are dazzling!
[ Excitedly, he throws it around his neck, even knowing he'll take it right off soon, enjoying the way it dangles against his chest. Caught up in the delight of it all, he leans towards Akechi and kisses him on the cheek. ]
Thank you.
Wow I can finally use this icon (?!)
What was that for?
[He knows damn well. It's just hard to process for his little feral brain.]
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